如何拯救金鱼 （QI: Goldfish rescue)

某天早晨，你看到金鱼突然一边肚皮向上，斜栽到一边，你会不会惊恐万状：它死了？

You wake up one morning to find your goldfish tilting against one side of tank with one belly up, will you be chilled by horror: is it dead?

事实证明，金鱼们比我们想象的要强韧得多， 只是它们的某些状态会被人类误读。

Facts are that goldfish are stronger than we think. It is just that some of their looks or status could be misunderstood.

原来， 吃多了的金鱼会便秘，失去平衡， 因此被“判定”死亡。

Therefore, an over fed goldfish will have constipation and then lose balance in water, which is viewed as "being dead".

除此之外， 大家也会想到各种办法，来保护这些美丽脆弱的精灵。

Besides, everyone is trying something to protect the beautiful and delicate creatures.

当然， 马失前蹄也是有的，本来善意的决定， 会让鱼儿们集体阵亡。

Of course, failures happen from time to time. Some decisions out of good intention end up killing the fishes.

希望所有的爱鱼人，都能从这些妙趣横生的对话中找到更多灵感。

Hope all the fish lovers could be inspired by the conversation with funs and humor.

简介： QI（Quite interesting） 《趣味盎然》

QI (Quite interesting, “趣味盎然”) 是一个英国喜剧智力竞赛电视节目. 这是我个人觉得最能体现英国人思维和语言精髓的节目。

QI (short for Quite Interesting) is a British comedy panel game quiz show for television.

节目中无人在意答案是否正确， 在回答这些稀奇古怪的问题时， 展现幽默，灵活， 风趣和智慧， 才是加分项。

Correct answers are not necessarily the goal. Responding to presenter mostly obscure questions in a funny or interesting way, is what scores points.

总而言之， 要妙语连篇，处处有“梗”

In short, you are supposed to be Quite Interesting with punch lines and witty comments as many as possible.